Foie Gras Magnet
"Yes, what is it?"
"There's a duck here to see you."
"A DUCK, sir."
"Can't it wait? I'm eating."
"I'm afraid the bird will not be deterred. It is quite livid."
"All right. Can you cover this?"
"The foie gras, sir? Certainly."
"I'll only be a moment. Birds calling at all hours...they're worse than Jehovah's Witnesses."
"Sir, if I may mention, the bird has a pistol."
"I believe the 'kids' are calling them 'gats,' these days, but yes, the bird is armed."
"Very damned odd all around. Well, I'll go have a word with the fellow, see if we can't get this straightened out. And fill my wine, won't you?"
"Of course, sir."
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2.125" x 3.125"
Mylar/UV protective cover
Flat magnetic back