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I am loving you

$315.00

Aliens

$240.00

Laundry

$240.00

Techno

$240.00

The Fool.

$240.00

The Hierophant.

$240.00

Justice.

$240.00

The Wheel of Fortune.

$240.00

The Chariot.

$240.00

The High Priestess.

$240.00
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The Faded Butterfly Tattoo On The Top Of Her Foot Left Me With More Answers Than Questions

$290.00
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Momma Just Poured Herself A Big Ol’ Honkin’ Glass Of Giggle Soup (AKA Pinot Grigio), So Prepare Yourself For Some Moderate Gaiety

$910.00
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My Attempt To Impress My Date By Asking For A Water Cup And Then Filling It With Soda Has Proven Unsuccessful

$1,100.00
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While The Judge Begrudgingly Conceded That I Did In Fact Possess “Big Dick Energy,” He Ruled It Was Not Sufficient To Allow Me To Park My 1990 Dodge Caravan In Parking Spots Reserved For Electric Vehicles

$1,425.00
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The Only Reason Professional Competitive Eating Has Not Claimed The Title Of America’s Sexiest Sport Is The Post-Competition Effluvia

$1,050.00
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Lydia

$50.00

John

$75.00

Barbara

$75.00

Carol

$50.00

Thomas

$50.00

Roger

$50.00

Kerry

$50.00

Beverly

$50.00

Lou

$50.00
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Don’t Let My Advanced Age And “Dog Grandpa” Bumper Sticker Fool You - I Am Still A Virile Cocksman Who Isn’t Above Switching Teams To Cuddle With A “Cat Aunt”

$4,300.00
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The Ephemeral Nature Of These Fakakta Anomalies

$5,875.00
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The Wheels Of Justice May Turn Slowly, But As Of Late It Seems Like They’re Just Taking Their Sweet Ass Time

$2,825.00
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My Parents’ Brilliant Solution To My Childhood Tremblings And Hysterics Was To Buy Me A Fainting Couch—Which They Later Admitted Was Just A Dog Bed They Had Picked Up At Costco

$925.00
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Financial Decisions You Make Today Will Ultimately Determine The Type Of Cat Food You Will Subsist On In Retirement: Generic Dry Kibble Or That Super Fancy Wet Stuff That Comes In A Can

$825.00
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Checking In After A Week-Long Digital Detox Confirmed My Suspicions That My Friends And Followers Give Fuck-All About My Fraught Relationship With Technology

$2,075.00
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Her Affair With The Sign Spinner Was Disappointing And Drawn Out, Much Like The Dress Barn Going Out Of Business Liquidation Sale That He Had Been Advertising

$1,075.00
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Trying To Remember The Title Of The Beatrix Potter Book About The Wee Mouse Who Lived In A Pub, Fell Into A Pint And Wound Up Completely Off His Tits

$900.00

Twins

$1,200.00

Stanley

$95.00

Madeline

$95.00

Kevin

$95.00

Santa’s Village

$1,950.00

Dick & Jane

$875.00

Help Me

$675.00

Mourning Doves

$1,950.00

Claude

$1,600.00
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To Vera6

$140.00

Genevieve56

$140.00

Golf Swing1

$162.00

Light as a Feather3

$380.00

Jimmy

$230.00

Conner4

$162.00

Community Pool2

$140.00

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