Holiday Paintings 2025
26 products
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![Using A Few Delicate Questions, My Doctor Concluded That, In Addition To The Excess Weight, I’m Carrying Far Too Many Grudges]()
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![If My Improv Training Has Taught Me Anything, It’s That I “Yes, And”-ed My Way Into This Absolute Clusterfuck]()
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![It’s Healthy To Occasionally Check Out And Take A Break—The Horrors Of The Modern World Are Infinitely Patient And Will Calmly Await Your Return]()
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![Leave Your Judgments At The Door While Caring For Your Elderly, Polyamorous Parents]()
On SaleLeave Your Judgments At The Door While Caring For Your Elderly, Polyamorous Parents$3,060.00 Regular price
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![Asking For The Access Code For A Public Toilet Easily Satisfies My Human Interaction Quota]()
On SaleAsking For The Access Code For A Public Toilet Easily Satisfies My Human Interaction Quota$3,315.00 Regular price
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![Yo, For Real, I Was Iced Out Of My Crew ‘Cause They Said That My Drip Was Too “Matchy-Matchy”]()
On SaleYo, For Real, I Was Iced Out Of My Crew ‘Cause They Said That My Drip Was Too “Matchy-Matchy”$3,315.00 Regular price
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![My AI Girlfriend Recently Informed Me That I Appear “Neither Sticky Nor Greasy,” And I Feel Like I’m Walking On Air]()
On SaleMy AI Girlfriend Recently Informed Me That I Appear “Neither Sticky Nor Greasy,” And I Feel Like I’m Walking On Air$1,657.50 Regular price
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![How To Write Letters Of Condolence To Folks Who Have Lost Their Got-Damn Minds]()
On SaleHow To Write Letters Of Condolence To Folks Who Have Lost Their Got-Damn Minds$5,695.00 Regular price
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![Five Ways To Stretch Today’s Dollar Without Hiding Your Sexism, Xenophobia And Racism Behind Feigned Indignation About The Price Of Eggs]()
On SaleFive Ways To Stretch Today’s Dollar Without Hiding Your Sexism, Xenophobia And Racism Behind Feigned Indignation About The Price Of Eggs$1,700.00 Regular price
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![How To Raise A Normal Child, Or, “The $400,000 Fool’s Errand”]()
On SaleHow To Raise A Normal Child, Or, “The $400,000 Fool’s Errand”$1,232.50 Regular price
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![Yes, Your Babysitter Can Sue You Over Your Snack Selection]()
On SaleYes, Your Babysitter Can Sue You Over Your Snack Selection$701.25 Regular price
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![I Hope The Horrific Atrocity At The Axe Throwing Venue Hasn’t Put You Off Our Company Culture, Or Team Building In General]()
On SaleI Hope The Horrific Atrocity At The Axe Throwing Venue Hasn’t Put You Off Our Company Culture, Or Team Building In General$2,210.00 Regular price
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![The Maître d’ Assured Me That Spatchcocked Parrot Is Their Most Popular Dish And That Each Bird Is Carefully Sourced From A Full-On Hoarder Situation]()
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![I Don’t Do Things Halfway—I Usually Quit Immediately And Let Everything Peter Out From There]()
On SaleI Don’t Do Things Halfway—I Usually Quit Immediately And Let Everything Peter Out From There$828.75 Regular price
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![I Fear Being Disillusioned And Crippled By Anxiety Has Become My Brand]()
On SaleI Fear Being Disillusioned And Crippled By Anxiety Has Become My Brand$1,275.00 Regular price
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![Ever Since The Divorcee Debacle, My Children Have Referred To Me As “The Clown Prince Of Cringe”]()
On SaleEver Since The Divorcee Debacle, My Children Have Referred To Me As “The Clown Prince Of Cringe”$1,232.50 Regular price
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![While Defending Myself Against Accusations Of Being A Chaotic A-Hole, I Was Reminded That I Once Attempted To Filibuster An AA Meeting]()
On SaleWhile Defending Myself Against Accusations Of Being A Chaotic A-Hole, I Was Reminded That I Once Attempted To Filibuster An AA Meeting$3,740.00 Regular price
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![Despite Rumors To The Contrary, I Am Not, In Fact, A "Punk Ass Bitch"]()
On SaleDespite Rumors To The Contrary, I Am Not, In Fact, A "Punk Ass Bitch"$5,695.00 Regular price
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![He Gave Me Four Words In Exchange For My Ruined Life: “The Cats Say Hi”]()
On SaleHe Gave Me Four Words In Exchange For My Ruined Life: “The Cats Say Hi”$2,380.00 Regular price
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![My Publisher Is Insisting I Promote My Book About The Post War Jewish Diaspora On That Internet Show Where They Ask You Questions As You Rub Hot Sauce In Your Eyes]()
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![Weak-Ass Wifi In The Realm Of The Restless Dead]()
On SaleWeak-Ass Wifi In The Realm Of The Restless Dead$2,975.00 Regular price
$3,500.00
