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The Faded Butterfly Tattoo On The Top Of Her Foot Left Me With More Answers Than Questions

$290.00
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Momma Just Poured Herself A Big Ol’ Honkin’ Glass Of Giggle Soup (AKA Pinot Grigio), So Prepare Yourself For Some Moderate Gaiety

$910.00
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My Attempt To Impress My Date By Asking For A Water Cup And Then Filling It With Soda Has Proven Unsuccessful

$1,100.00
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While The Judge Begrudgingly Conceded That I Did In Fact Possess “Big Dick Energy,” He Ruled It Was Not Sufficient To Allow Me To Park My 1990 Dodge Caravan In Parking Spots Reserved For Electric Vehicles

$1,425.00
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The Only Reason Professional Competitive Eating Has Not Claimed The Title Of America’s Sexiest Sport Is The Post-Competition Effluvia

$1,050.00
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Don’t Let My Advanced Age And “Dog Grandpa” Bumper Sticker Fool You - I Am Still A Virile Cocksman Who Isn’t Above Switching Teams To Cuddle With A “Cat Aunt”

$4,300.00
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The Ephemeral Nature Of These Fakakta Anomalies

$5,875.00
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The Wheels Of Justice May Turn Slowly, But As Of Late It Seems Like They’re Just Taking Their Sweet Ass Time

$2,825.00
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My Parents’ Brilliant Solution To My Childhood Tremblings And Hysterics Was To Buy Me A Fainting Couch—Which They Later Admitted Was Just A Dog Bed They Had Picked Up At Costco

$925.00
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Financial Decisions You Make Today Will Ultimately Determine The Type Of Cat Food You Will Subsist On In Retirement: Generic Dry Kibble Or That Super Fancy Wet Stuff That Comes In A Can

$825.00
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Checking In After A Week-Long Digital Detox Confirmed My Suspicions That My Friends And Followers Give Fuck-All About My Fraught Relationship With Technology

$2,075.00
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Her Affair With The Sign Spinner Was Disappointing And Drawn Out, Much Like The Dress Barn Going Out Of Business Liquidation Sale That He Had Been Advertising

$1,075.00
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I Noticed Her Freak Flag Was Only Flying At Half-Mast, But Didn’t Want To Pry

$1,575.00
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My Last Post Got 26 Likes, So, Yeah, I Kinda Got Life By The Balls

$900.00
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I Once Thought The Lord Would Never Give Me Anything I Couldn’t Bear Until He Gave Me a Tween Son Whose Only Talent Is Creating GIFS That Cause Seizures

$825.00
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I Wouldn’t Call My Mother A Monster, Per Se, But Her Annual White Elephant Exchanges Are Responsible For One Alcoholic, Three Destroyed Marriages And The End Of A Genealogical Lineage

$1,050.00

8 x 8 Art Print - A Deep Feeling Of Beauty Which Would Get Me Beaten In Certain Circles

From $38.00 - $150.00

24 x 24 Limited Edition Art Print - Starting To Rethink My Well-Intentioned Effort...

From $155.00 - $380.00
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The Road To Hell Is Paved Not With Good Intentions, But With A Thick Carpet Of Loose Legos

$850.00
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She Felt As If She Was On The Cusp Of Outgrowing The Type Of Man Apt To Dangle A Latex Novelty Scrotum From The Rear Bumper Of A Pickup Truck

$825.00

Matt Adrian Fine Art European Doves Postcards - Set of 12

$10.00

Matt Adrian Fine Art Steller's Jay Postcards - Set of 12

$10.00

Matt Adrian Fine Art Capuchinbird Postcards - Set of 12

$10.00

6 x 6 Panel - Yellow & Blue Bird Wings on Wood Decor

$60.00

8 x 10 Art Print - It Had Seemed Such Innocent Pleasure

From $45.00 - $160.00

18 x 24 Limited Edition Art Print - They Say That Instead Of Sending An Angry Email You Might Regret...

From $125.00 - $345.00

18 x 24 Limited Edition Art Print - The Exhibition Of Unnatural Instincts Amidst The Death Throes Of Democracy

From $125.00 - $345.00

Matt Adrian Fine Art Star Finches Postcards - Set of 12

$10.00

Matt Adrian Fine Art Toucan Postcards - Set of 12

$10.00

Matt Adrian Fine Art Swallow Pair Postcards - Set of 12

$10.00

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