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No Matter How Many Mitzvahs I Perform, I Shall Forever Be Known As The Phlegmy Schmuck Who Had The Chutzpah To Hock A Loogie Mid-Bris
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While An Effective Method Of Fast Weight Loss, The Lopping Off Of Limbs Must Always Be Done With Guidance From Youtube Videos With AT LEAST Forty Views, And Should Be Considered A Last Resort Kind Of Deal, Like For A Class Reunion Or Something
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If My Improv Training Has Taught Me Anything, It’s That I “Yes, And”-ed My Way Into This Absolute Clusterfuck
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How To Write Letters Of Condolence To Folks Who Have Lost Their Got-Damn Minds
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I Contain Trace Amounts Of Pissiness, But Not Enough To Kill
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Be It On A Tenor Saxophone Or A Breathalyzer, That Cool Cat Could Blow
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After Taking Ayahuasca And Undergoing A Profound And Transformative Journey, I Came Away With Two Revelations: I Can’t Spell Ayahuasca, And I’m Pretty Sure That Solstice Dave, My Ayahuasca Shaman Guide, Is Boning My Wife
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Lie Back, Relax, And Savor The Sensual Spectacle Of The Sexytime Mime
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Five Ways To Stretch Today’s Dollar Without Hiding Your Sexism, Xenophobia And Racism Behind Feigned Indignation About The Price Of Eggs
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An Open Letter To My Adult Children: You Know Who Doesn't Bitch About Me Constantly Getting Arrested At The Airport: WINE
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How To Raise A Normal Child, Or, “The $400,000 Fool’s Errand”
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Yes, Your Babysitter Can Sue You Over Your Snack Selection
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I Hope The Horrific Atrocity At The Axe Throwing Venue Hasn’t Put You Off Our Company Culture, Or Team Building In General
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Would A “Trad Dad” Be Rocking Full Ink Sleeves Depicting The Characters From The American Mockumentary Sitcom Television Series “The Office”?
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The Maître d’ Assured Me That Spatchcocked Parrot Is Their Most Popular Dish And That Each Bird Is Carefully Sourced From A Full-On Hoarder Situation
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Calling It “The Great American Oopsie” Did Not Make The Decades-Long Collapse Any Less Painful
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I Don’t Do Things Halfway—I Usually Quit Immediately And Let Everything Peter Out From There
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I Fear Being Disillusioned And Crippled By Anxiety Has Become My Brand
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Acquired Taste Doll Magnet
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People Weary Me Doll Magnet
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Unruly Tongue Doll Magnet
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Not Going Back Magnet
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Play Games Magnet
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My Chill Demeanor Magnet
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