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Joshua Tree Magnet

$4.50

Desert Rat Magnet

$4.50

FUUUUCK Sticker

$3.50

Poop on Racists Sticker

$3.50

Poop on Fascists Sticker

$3.50

Shenanigans Sticker

$3.50

Modus Operandi Sticker

$3.50

Crazy Idea Sticker

$3.50
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Sale - Creative Ramblings Journal - Large

$7.00
$17.50
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Sale - Foods Eaten Sights Seen Fears Conquered Journal

$5.00
$13.50

11 x 14 Art Print - Instruments Of Defense And Attack

$30.00

11 x 14 Art Print - RESIST

$30.00

Mixed Postcards - Set of 9 - Troubled Birds

$8.00

Da FUQ? Postcards - Set of 12 - Troubled Birds

$10.00

Blow Your Mind Postcards - Set of 12 - Troubled Birds

$10.00

Fatal American Need Postcards - Set of 12 - Troubled Birds

$10.00

Fascist Postcards - Set of 12 - Troubled Birds

$10.00

Shenanigans Postcards - Set of 12 - Troubled Birds

$10.00

Eff All Y'all Postcards - Set of 12 - Troubled Birds

$10.00

Poop on Racists Postcards - Set of 12 - Troubled Birds

$10.00

11 x 14 Limited Edition Art Print - Prior To The Stay-At-Home Order And Subsequent 24/7 Cohabitation...

$80.00

8 x 8 Limited Edition Art Print - Monetizing Thoughts And Prayers

$45.00

8 x 10 Limited Edition Art Print - My Parents’ Brilliant Solution To My Childhood Tremblings...

$55.00

11 x 14 Limited Edition Art Print - Lately I’ve Been Getting A Real Aggro Vibe From My Weighted Blanket

$80.00

12 x 12 Limited Edition Art Print - Surprise, Surprise - This Self-Described “Cheeky Bastard”...

$75.00
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The Feckless Schmendrick

$1,025.00
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Yes I Wallow In Misinformation And Yes I Am Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers, But Guess Who Won A Gold Medal In Mental Gymnastics—This Guy

$925.00
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Spice Up Your Side Piece Sex Life By—You Guessed It—Adding A Side Piece To Your Side Piece

$1,150.00
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Aquatic Twerking For Seniors

$1,025.00
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My FOMO Got So Bad That I Felt Like I Was Missing Out On Everything In My Peripheral Vision

$1,600.00
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Cooking Skills Aside, I Admired How She Gingerly Steered Dinner Conversation Away From The Wadded Up Napkins Filled With Half-Masticated Meatloaf

$1,025.00
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Being Isolated From All Social Obligations And Wallowing In Idleness Does Not Excuse Uttering The Phrase 'Let’s Get Gross'

$1,025.00
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Monetizing Thoughts And Prayers

$585.00
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Play That Slow Jam From The 2020’s, You Know—The One About Wiping Down Groceries With Disinfectant

$925.00
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A Bungled Body Shaming Incident Has Left Me Feeling Both Cocky And Mortified About My Badunkadunk

$1,600.00
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My Body Pillow Is Technically A Garbage Bag Stuffed With Old Sweaters, But I Got Me A Hankerin’ For Hugs So It Will Have To Do

$875.00
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Empirical Evidence Suggests That One Of The Greatest Problems Confronting Civilization Is The Ascendency Of The Anti-Science Fuckwit

$625.00
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Shit Just Got Higgledy-Piggledy

$1,400.00
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Living In A Constant State Of Excitation Requires A Real Zest For Life And Not A Small Amount Of Cocaine

$625.00
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During The Videoconference My Colleagues Patiently Explained To Me That While There Are No Bad Ideas, Loud Trumpeting Farts Are A No No, And Also Not Ideas

$400.00
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The Integral Role Of Fancy Fops And Gussied Up Dandies In A Civilized Society

$1,695.00
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Lately I’ve Been Getting A Real Aggro Vibe From My Weighted Blanket

$1,200.00
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Prior To The Stay-At-Home Order And Subsequent 24/7 Cohabitation, My Quirks Were Considered Harmless And Eccentric

$1,025.00
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Being Labeled “Non-Essential” Led To The Discovery Of A Sub-Basement Beneath My Already Low Self-Esteem

$275.00
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Coronavirus Is Wreaking Havoc On My Kissing Booth Business, Even After I Removed The “Tonsil Hockey” Option From The Menu

$1,400.00
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Straight Talk About The Opioid Epidemic, In Iambic Pentameter

$900.00
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He Is Full Of Romantic Surprises—Like When He Proposed To Me During My Scamper From The Toilet To The Bidet

$1,150.00
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I Will Concede He Is A Dumb Sumbitch, But If You Could See The Way He Chugs A Two-Liter Bottle Of Pop, You Would Understand Why I Married A Juggalo

$400.00

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