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I Face My Destruction Unafraid—The Fact That My Pants Are Soaked With Urine Is Unrelated, It’s Just That I’m Trying To Drink More Water And Finding A Public Restroom In This Town Is A Freaking Nightmare
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We Met Cute In The “As Is” Section At IKEA, Yet He Clearly Felt The Chipped, Discounted Billy Bookcase Was The Better Long Term Investment
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Despite Rumors To The Contrary, I Am Not, In Fact, A "Punk Ass Bitch"
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He Gave Me Four Words In Exchange For My Ruined Life: “The Cats Say Hi”
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My Publisher Is Insisting I Promote My Book About The Post War Jewish Diaspora On That Internet Show Where They Ask You Questions As You Rub Hot Sauce In Your Eyes
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Weak-Ass Wifi In The Realm Of The Restless Dead
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The "Fun Hang"'s Guide To "Fun"
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The Alchemy Of Skylarking
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Some Would See Her As Just Another Ashen Stranger Puffing Away In The Dingiest Of Designated Smoking Areas, Yet I Longed For A Lungful Of Her Love
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How Was I Supposed To Know That Feeding All Of My Three Year Old’s Artwork Into An AI App Would Lead To The Complete Collapse of Civilization?
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I’ve Been Selling Online Ads Door To Door Since The Early Oughts, And Brother, It’s A Young Man’s Game
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My Local, Listener Supported Classical Music Station Is Having A Beastly Time Drowning Out The Tumult Of The Domestic Quarrel Occurring In The Adjoining Domicile
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On Tenterhooks At The Titty Bar
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Who Was I To Argue With An Algorithm
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A Local Preteen Was Able To Diagnose His Grandmother’s Dementia By Noticing A Subtle Shift In The Quality Of The Memes She Was Always Printing Out And Mailing To Him
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If A Leprechaun Appears And Advises You To Get Your Glandular System Checked, Don’t Drown Him In A Ditch Like I Did—Get Your Damn Glands Checked
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Once I Suspect People Have Seen Through My Pretension And Priggery, I Overcorrect And Start Straight In With Hand-In-The-Armpit Fart Noises
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Had I Known It Would Lead To A Ten Year Familial Estrangement, I Wouldn’t Have Been So Cavalier In Talking Shit About Sandy Bullock
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Cooking Skills Aside, I Admired How She Gingerly Steered Dinner Conversation Away From The Wadded Up Napkins Filled With Half-Masticated Meatloaf
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Being Isolated From All Social Obligations And Wallowing In Idleness Does Not Excuse Uttering The Phrase 'Let’s Get Gross'
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A Bungled Body Shaming Incident Has Left Me Feeling Both Cocky And Mortified About My Badunkadunk
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Empirical Evidence Suggests That One Of The Greatest Problems Confronting Civilization Is The Ascendency Of The Anti-Science Fuckwit
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During The Videoconference My Colleagues Patiently Explained To Me That While There Are No Bad Ideas, Loud Trumpeting Farts Are A No No, And Also Not Ideas
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Being Labeled “Non-Essential” Led To The Discovery Of A Sub-Basement Beneath My Already Low Self-Esteem
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