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"Star Team" by Wini Brewer

$206.00

"Joshua Tree Camper" by Marisa Anne Cummings

$340.00

"Sissy" by Kim Bagwill

$103.00
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"In Exchange For Scritches, My Cat Lets Me Live" by Matt Adrian

$600.00

"What a Goon" by Lorie Jones

$48.00

"Flower Pot. Squatter." by Lili Todd

$68.00

"Bandit" by Gubby Beck

$63.00

"Sassy" by Joe Alvarez

$117.00

"Memories Series: JC Penny Prom Dress 1983" by Kat Green

$183.00

"Britches get Stitches" by Bill Green

$108.00

"Taqueria Del Sol" by Sean Finocchio

$258.00

"Hidden" by Christian Eusebio

$83.00

"Spider" by Mark Todd

$88.00
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The Faded Butterfly Tattoo On The Top Of Her Foot Left Me With More Answers Than Questions

$290.00
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Momma Just Poured Herself A Big Ol’ Honkin’ Glass Of Giggle Soup (AKA Pinot Grigio), So Prepare Yourself For Some Moderate Gaiety

$910.00
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My Attempt To Impress My Date By Asking For A Water Cup And Then Filling It With Soda Has Proven Unsuccessful

$1,100.00
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While The Judge Begrudgingly Conceded That I Did In Fact Possess “Big Dick Energy,” He Ruled It Was Not Sufficient To Allow Me To Park My 1990 Dodge Caravan In Parking Spots Reserved For Electric Vehicles

$1,425.00
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The Only Reason Professional Competitive Eating Has Not Claimed The Title Of America’s Sexiest Sport Is The Post-Competition Effluvia

$1,050.00
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Don’t Let My Advanced Age And “Dog Grandpa” Bumper Sticker Fool You - I Am Still A Virile Cocksman Who Isn’t Above Switching Teams To Cuddle With A “Cat Aunt”

$4,300.00
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The Ephemeral Nature Of These Fakakta Anomalies

$5,875.00
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The Wheels Of Justice May Turn Slowly, But As Of Late It Seems Like They’re Just Taking Their Sweet Ass Time

$2,825.00
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My Parents’ Brilliant Solution To My Childhood Tremblings And Hysterics Was To Buy Me A Fainting Couch—Which They Later Admitted Was Just A Dog Bed They Had Picked Up At Costco

$925.00
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Financial Decisions You Make Today Will Ultimately Determine The Type Of Cat Food You Will Subsist On In Retirement: Generic Dry Kibble Or That Super Fancy Wet Stuff That Comes In A Can

$825.00
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Checking In After A Week-Long Digital Detox Confirmed My Suspicions That My Friends And Followers Give Fuck-All About My Fraught Relationship With Technology

$2,075.00
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Her Affair With The Sign Spinner Was Disappointing And Drawn Out, Much Like The Dress Barn Going Out Of Business Liquidation Sale That He Had Been Advertising

$1,075.00
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Trying To Remember The Title Of The Beatrix Potter Book About The Wee Mouse Who Lived In A Pub, Fell Into A Pint And Wound Up Completely Off His Tits

$900.00
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I Noticed Her Freak Flag Was Only Flying At Half-Mast, But Didn’t Want To Pry

$1,575.00
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My Last Post Got 26 Likes, So, Yeah, I Kinda Got Life By The Balls

$900.00
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I Once Thought The Lord Would Never Give Me Anything I Couldn’t Bear Until He Gave Me a Tween Son Whose Only Talent Is Creating GIFS That Cause Seizures

$825.00
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I Wouldn’t Call My Mother A Monster, Per Se, But Her Annual White Elephant Exchanges Are Responsible For One Alcoholic, Three Destroyed Marriages And The End Of A Genealogical Lineage

$1,050.00
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Sweet JESUS

$940.00
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Don't Judge Me—I Live In A World Devoid Of Drive Thrus

$500.00
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Somehow Managing Without Reality Television

$550.00
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Fame Is Nice, But I Would Rather Be Alive

$550.00
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If My Reputation As A Lollygagger Did Not Precede Me, It Will Be Along Shortly

$1,275.00
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I Was Kinda Relieved When The Intervention For My High Functioning Alcoholism Shifted Focus To Why I Need To Stop Tucking My T-Shirts Into My Jeans

$845.00

You Should Not Let The Fact That America Is Engaged In A Cold Civil War Distract You From The Fact That You’ve Got $15 In Kohl’s Cash That You Need To Spend By The 16th

$4,000.00
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I Hail From A Long Line Of Hecklers, So Making Jay Leno Cry Was A Point Of Pride

$2,000.00

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